Monday, February 28, 2011

Monday Morning Metal

Today's Monday Morning Metal.
Wrong 'Spaceman' Used On Banner Promoting ACE FREHLEY's Performance In Tampa - Feb. 26, 2011

Original KISS guitarist Ace Frehley will conclude the Lightning Concert Series presented by Volkswagen with a show after the Tampa Bay Lightning vs. Ottawa Senators game on Friday, March 11 at 7:30 p.m. The concert will be held outdoors on the West Plaza stage immediately following the game.

According to, a banner advertising Frehley's post-game performance features a photo of Tommy Thayer — not Ace — as the "Spaceman." Check out the banner below.

Ace Frehley, who was better known as "Space Ace," was the lead guitarist for legendary rock band KISS from 1973 to 1982. He would continue to lead a successful solo career selling millions of albums with his new band, FREHLEY'S COMET, as well as other albums under his own name. However, in 1996 he rejoined his former band members as the official KISS reunion tour would emerge and soon become the largest grossing tour of '96-'97. He provided his musical talents for the 1998 "Psycho Circus" album and would end his time as a member of KISS in 2001 on the "Farewell Tour". His last solo album, "Anomaly", was released in September of 2009.

To score the best seats for any Lightning home game, call 813.301.6600. Tickets are available at or call 800.745.3000 or visit the St. Pete Times Forum box office.

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SEBASTIAN BACH Rules Out SKID ROW Reunion: 'I Don't Base My Life In 2011 On 30 Years Ago' - Feb. 26, 2011

Possum of Revolver TV conducted an interview with former SKID ROW singer Sebastian Bach at this past Thursday's (February 24) press conference at Club Nokia in downtown Los Angeles to announce the details of the third annual Revolver Golden Gods awards show. You can now watch the chat below.

On his forthcoming solo album:

Bach: "It's very much along the lines of SKID ROW 'Slave To The Grind'. I'm not trying to reinvent the wheel, I'm just trying to put stuff in your iPod that fits with the other stuff."

On whether he has any interest in a SKID ROW reunion with him on vocals:

Bach: "No, because I don't base my life in 2011 on, like, 30 years ago. And I also... I was kicked out of that band. Like, if you worked at Pizza Hut and you got fired, would you be knocking on the door of the Pizza Hut, 'Please let me back in!!' You'd be, like, 'Fuck Pizza Hut! Fuck you!' I'd be, like, 'Fuck you! You wanna fucking kick me out? Go fuck yourself!' [Laughs] I'm always perplexed by that. You don't want me to sing in your band? Kiss my fucking ass! Don't hurt yourself finding someone that can. [Laughs]"

Bach has just entered a Los Angeles studio with his new, young, virtuosic guitarist Nick Sterling and producer Bob Marlette (BLACK SABBATH, SHINEDOWN, ATREYU, FILTER) to fine-tune the material that will appear on his next CD, tentatively due this summer via the Italian label Frontiers Records.


I know all of you are hanging by a string as to what I have done about my car.  The rim came from SK and I found a cheap place by my house to look after it for me.  I thought it was going to cost me upwards of $100 to get this changed.  (needed to take of bent rim, take rubber off bent rim, put rubber back on new rim, put new rim back on car and balance it, got it ?).
The bill was a total of $16.50 
That is not a typo.


So after my car repair, I filled up with gas, and upon paying on the inside, I came across these 'vintage' Pop Shoppe bottles of pop.   I just thought they looked so cool with their stubby bottles and all.

Talk about an impulse buy, I bought 7 of them

 To use the same theme as the 'Resevoir Dogs....the flavors.

Mr. Pineapple, Mr. Grape, Mr. Cream Soda, Mr. Cola, Mr. BlackCurren, Mr. Lime Ricky, Mr. Orange.

Check out the bag they came in.

Had to get another view/shot of the bag.

So I figured I would try one.  Mr. Lime Ricky was first.  I am not even a pop drinker.  Only drank about have of it.  I would give it a 6/10.


Today's Joke.

"if there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up" said the sarcastic teacher.  After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.  "now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot ?" enquired the teacher with a sneer.  "Well, actually I don't" said the student, "but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself."


Out !!

Friday, February 25, 2011

Free Fact Friday

Today's Daily Dump.

Poo Transplants

one of the most recent advancements in transplantation involves the transferring of stool from one person's colon to another.  This seemingly barbaric practice has been sown to help patients recover from a from of colitis caused by the bacteria Clostridium difficile.  After the collection and processing of the donated stool, the feces are placed into the patients small intestine via an endoscopic tube.  Typically used as a last resort, this treatment seeks to correct the colon's bacterial imbalance by repopulating the gut with billions of beneficial bacteria from a healthy volunteer.  The future of stool transplantation without long waiting lists appears promising, owing to the limited number of willing recipients and the potentially endless supply do donors.


Is there anyone else out there that can't stand basketball, and not only basketball, but the joke they call the slam dunk contest ?

What a joke.

Of course i didn't watch the slam dunk contest but saw highlights of it.

Whatever happened to dunking on one basket.  there was one dude that wheeled in a second basket and dunked on both of them.  Big deal.  Do you ever dunk on two at the same time during a game, no.  Seriously, there has probably been 27 billion slam dunks in the history of the NBA, yet people still get excited to see one.  these people must be easily amused.

Oh, but wait.  Now the dunk that won, not only did they bring out a car, they also brought out a choir.  Why the hell was there a choir singing ?  Was that needed so he could perform his dunk to his best ability ?.  And then jumping over a car, receiving a pass through the sunroof for an alley-oop dunk ??  Booooring.  Every guy in the NBA can jump over a car.

One more thing, how many tries do they get to make a dunk ?  You should get one.  There was guys getting 6,7 tries to achieve their dunk.  If you can't do it on your first try, then you are out !!!

You want to make this contest better, start the rim at 11 feet.  Have people dunk, you make it, the rim goes up to 12 feet.  Keep moving it up until you have a winner.


Have a good weekend !!

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Nothing Beats a WANG

(wednesday's are no good)

Check out this webiste.  Those of us that have an IPhone know exactly that they are talking about, it's hilarious.

a couple of my favs..


God bless the Iphone


So I official signed up for the Melissa's 10 km run in September in Banff.  This has been voted the best road race in Canada.  It is either a 10k or 22k run, of course I signed up for the 10k run.

This race sells out in a day, so I wasn't going to miss out this year.  Last year, registration opened on a Wednesday, I logged on Thursday to sign up and it was sold out allready, not this year !


As a follow up to one of my previous posts about my car.  So the first thing I decided to get done was replace the wheel.  Damn pothole bent my rim pretty good, so now I need a new rim.  Well, let the gong show begin.  Trying to find the same rim for a 2004 Pontiac grand prix, 17 inch, 5 spoke aluminum was pretty much impossible.  Could find a second hand one, and any new one had to be shipped up from the states or from a couple provinces over.

So i did some searching.  I ended up finding second hand rim (in new condition) at the SGI salvage in North Battleford Saskatchewan.  They wanted $300 for it.  So I bought it and am having it sent to me viz puraltor curriour for another $35.  So $335 gets me a new rim. 

Then will be the task of finding someone that can can the tire for me.  I might give these guys a try, , they come to you so you don't have to have your car in the shop all day like the other places.


Today's joke.

A young man with a wild and multi-coloured hairstyle sits next to an old man on a park bench. The old man stares at the young man."What's the matter, old man?" says the young man. "Never done anything crazy in your life?"The old man replies: "Yeah. When I was in the Navy, I got really drunk one night and had sex with a parrot. I thought you might be my son."


Monday, February 21, 2011

Monday Morning Metal

A Happy Family Day to you All...!

According to a February 18 Twitter message from MÖTLEY CRÜE singer Vince Neil's new girlfriend Alicia Jacobs (who works at KSNV-TV as an entertainment reporter), Neil is "understandably tired and working two jobs" while serving a 15-day sentence at the Clark County Detention Center for DUI and speeding. She adds, "I'm very proud of him and miss him tons!"

Neil pled guilty in Las Vegas Justice Court last month and is spending two weeks in jail, followed by another 15 days of house arrest. He will also pay a $585 fine and attend DUI school and attend a victim impact panel online.

Neil failed three field sobriety tests and had a blood-alcohol level almost three times the legal limit during his June 27, 2010 Las Vegas arrest.

"I made a mistake, and I have to finally learn my lesson and go do a little bit of time," Neil told last month. "I've already learned my lesson."

Of his arrest, Neil said, "I just have to move on and get past it and get it behind me."

Neil was convicted of vehicular manslaughter and driving under the influence in 1984 after he caused a car crash that killed his passenger, HANOI ROCKS drummer Nicholas "Razzle" Dingley, and seriously injured two people in a second vehicle. He served 30 days in jail and was on probation for five years.

Photo below taken by Scott Harrison

Vince Neil police booking photo (taken on Tuesday, February 15, 2011)


Looking Good Vince


Found another Skateboard Story I am going to share with you.

I am sure anyone that grew up skating remebers the skateboard 'Gator'.  It was a Vision skateboard.  Seriously, remember it,  It was one big swirl that started from the middle of the board and went outward ?  I totally remember it.

Here is an article on 'Gator', enjoy.

Former 80’s Skate Legend Denied Parole For ’91 Rape and Murder
Posted On Feb 08 2011, 04:07 PM by Matt Meadows

Gator and ex-girlfriend Brandi McClain 1988 (Photo courtesy of Vision Skateboards/Helen Stickler)
Mark ”Gator” Rogowski, one of skateboarding’s former superstars, has been denied parole for his involvement in the 1991 rape and murder of 22-year-old Jessica Bergsten. The horrific nature in which Bergsten (a friend of Gator’s ex-girlfriend) met her demise, coupled with Gator’s own admission of guilt allowed a San Diego court to initially sentence Rogowski to 31 years.
Prosecutors stated that due to feelings of rejection stemming from the breakup between Gator and Bergsten’s friend (Brandi McClain, featured above), in addition to being frustrated by the downfall of his skate career, led to the devestating events of March 21, 1991. Offered into court evidence during the trial was an iron steering wheel lock that Rogowski used to beat the victim over the head and the surfboard bag which transported the body to the desert where Bergsten’s remains were found weeks later.
While specific details of Rogowski's parole hearing are unavailable, Deputy District Attorney Richard Sachs stated in a press release that he believed Gator was still an "unreasonable risk to society". Currently incarcerated at the state prison in San Luis Obispo, Gator will not be eligible for a second parole hearing until 2018.
Here is a the trailer for the documentary on Gator’s life titled “Stoked: The Rise and Fall of Gator”.


This was Gator's board I was talking about

Later re-issued, Vision withdrew Gator’s name.


So the heritage classic came and went this past Sunday.  Am I the only one that thinks the novelty of this is wearing thin ?  seriously, sitting in the stands watching this game would be like watching ants play in a matchbox, how stupid is that ?

Anyway, the flames won and the city is happy.


I was just talking the other day with someone about how the hockey fights nowadays have been boring to watch.  Let's grab onto each other and swing each other around, it's like a dance class.  What happened to the days of Basil McRrae ?  Rudy Poeschek ? These guys just threw punches like there was no tomorrow.

Well finally, we were treated to a good scrap in the Toronto game on Saturday

Check out the clip


Today's joke.

A guy comes home from work, walks into his bedroom, and finds a stranger loving his wife.  He says, "What are you two doing?"  His wife turns to the stranger ans says, "I told you he was stupid."


Have a good one.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Free Fact Friday

Today's Daily Dump.

Shooting Poo.

The skipper caterpillar can propel its stool more than 5 feet in the air.  Thought to be a defense mechanism against predators that track caterpillar excrement, this remarkable feat is the equivalent of a human being launching their stool more than 200 feet !


I won't bore you with my back pain stories.  Those of you that know me know that i have lower back pain, sometimes it's unbearable.  I finally saw a physician a couple days back to see what can be done to fix me up.

  I took in my MRI that i had done a couple months previous.  I am no Doctor, but my top 4 disk in the picture are fine, but then the next 3 disk are compressed, these are the ones causing my issues.  So I found out I have arthritis in those 3 joints/disks, and I guess a couple of those disk are bulging.  I also have pains shoot down my right leg and the doc was able to see the nerve that is causing the issue.  The nerve is being pinched/compressed by one of my wonky disks.  What they normally do to fix this is cut out a piece of vertebrae that is constricting the nerve, to free it up, and hopefully ease the pain down my leg.  I guess they can't do this with me because the vertebrae that is causing the issue, is the one that is shifted in the pic below, and there is 'no extra' bone to cut away.

So the doc says there is nothing they can do right now, just keep my core strong.

He said the only solution is a spinal fusion.  I guess they would fuse the 3 vertebrae together.  The doc says I have about 80% mobility right now, if I get the surgery, I would only have 60%.  So surgery would make me worse.

He says wait until I am 40 %, then get the surgery to get back up to 60%.

Needless to say, I am still going to apply for funding for the Accurascope procedure that North American Spine does out of Dallas Texas.

I'll let you know if I get approved or not.  Anyone want to lend me 19,000 USD ??


I forgot my joke to end off wednesday's blog, so you will be blessed today with 2 jokes.

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie! The genie said, "OK. You released me from the lamp, blah, blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes. So you can forget about getting three wishes. You only get one wish. The man sat down on the beach and thought about it for awhile. Then he said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii; but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so that I can drive over there to visit?" The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible! Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete... how much steel...! No. Think of another wish." The man tried to think of another wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced several times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment...know why they're crying...know what they really want when they say, 'Nothing'...know how to make them truly happy...." The genie said, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"

and the second joke...

A doctor had just finished a marathon sex session with one of his patients. He was resting afterwards and was feeling a bit guilty because he thought it wasn't really ethical to screw one of his patients.However, a little voice in his head said Lots of other doctors have sex with their patients, ... so it's not like you're the first ...This made the doctor feel a little bit better until still another voice in his head said, but then again ... they probably weren't veterinarians ...


Have a good weekend !

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

You'll love my Wang (Wednesdays are no Good)

This isn't too bad...check out the old spice spoof


So it was Valentines Day on Monday and I needed to get Ang a card.  So I hit up the local Shoppers Drug Mart and started going through the selection process.
I found one that was pretty decent and purchased it.  I am not a fan of serious cards, so I had to find one that was somewhat funny. 
Upon reading the card, Ang started to chuckle.  She tells me to look and read the card.  I did, nothing hit me.  Then she pointed out that there was a women on the front of the card, and one of the words on the cover was 'handsome'.  After putting 2 and 2 together, I realized that this card was meant for a male, not a female, hence the laughter from Ang.
Ahhh yes, me getting my wife a card that was meant for me.  It's the thought that counts.


Was going through files on my laptop and came across a couple pics from my stag in Vegas.  The shirts were a big hit on the strip and in the lounges.  In no particular order, the usual suspects are urty, seiji, ray ray, webster, horse, levi, egger, legend, osato, atrain, brandon (pepsi twist), big d, mouse, biff, mattern, cory, jono, Z.  I think I got everyone.

And if that wasn't enough, here is another from the Hard Rock Pool.  The significance of his picture is the person I am standing beside, non other than the axeman himself Nuno Bettencourt.  The guitarist for Extreme.  This guys is amazing on the axe.  He was telling us rock n roll stories all afternoon, and his crazy road trips, it was a blast !  The life of a rockstar.


I am out !!

Monday, February 14, 2011

Monday Morning Metal

For starters, happy Valentines Day !!!  And for those of you that don't have a Valentine, hit up your local bar and find one for the night.


Metallica Drummer Lars Ulrich Sued by Assistant
Personal asst. says Ulrich stiffed him
Metallica drummer Lars Ulrich has been slapped with a lawsuit by a former personal assistant.
Steven Wiig says he worked 70 hours a week at the rocker's home and 80 hours a week whenever the band went on tour. Still, he says, when he left after 8 years of service, Ulrich refused to pay his overtime.
Wiig claims in court documents that from 2001 until 2009 his duties included driving Ulrich, managing his art collection and running errands. For the work, he was paid $45,000 a year, plus bonuses.
But Wiig claims he never received bonuses in 2006 or 2008 and that when he quit, Ulrich failed to pay up on the overtime he was owed.
Peter Paterno, Ulrich's lawyer, claims Wiig was paid $110,000 a year, plus bonuses, and was given a free car and free rent.
'Lars' accountant is checking on 2006, but Steve got bonuses in every other year of his employment, deserved or not,' Paterno tells the Marin Independent Journal. 'Specifically, in 2008, he received an extra $18,000. So it's not clear what's motivating this, but it really doesn't seem to be about his compensation, does it?'


Nikki Sixx to Release New Book/Album

Rocker Nikki Sixx will speak in Toronto at CMW
Rocker Nikki Sixx is set to unleash a book of photography and 'rants' chronicling his life as the bassist for heavy metal legends Motley Crue.
A follow-up to his 2007 book The Heroin Diaries, the new project, This Is Gonna Hurt: Music, Photography and Life, will likewise be accompanied by a new album of music by his side project Sixx:AM.
Speaking to industry trade magazine Billboard, Sixx – real name Frank Ferrana Jr.  – says the new book isn't a memoir or autobiography like Diaries.
'Sometimes it's tirades and rants. Sometimes it's very focused,' he says. 'Sometimes it's very sentimental and soft and reflective. Sometimes it's brutal in is a**hole-ishness. It's all my opinion and I stand by it.'
Sixx's Canadian fans will get a unique opportunity to hear the rocker talk about the book, album and his life when he takes the stage during Canadian Music Week for his discussion of his work. Sixx will appear at the Fairmont Royal York Hotel in Toronto on March 10th for the sit-down interview.
Though the book will hit store shelves on April 11 the tie-in album, This Is Gonna Hurt won't be available until May 10


Man, I love the service department at car dealerships.  I thought I would get an oil change done and have them check this whining noise that was coming from under the hood.  So I get to the dealership at 7am and drop it off.  i get a call in the afternoon telling me that my oil change is done and that they 'think' they have found the issue to the whining that is coming from under the hood.  But, they also took the liberty to inspect the rest of my car to see if anything else need to be done.

So check this out, I go to pick up my car and they gave me this list..
  1. The diagnostic to find out the whining - $25.20
  2. Replace the power steering pressure hose - $301.60
  3. Replace the steering rack - $903.11
  4. Cool system flush - $177.95
  5. Brake system flush - $129.95
  6. Replace left rim - $346.35
  7. Replace transmission cooler lines - $215.63
  8. $ wheel alignment - $119.95
  9. Service my supercharger oil - $113

So all of this from an oil change.  I love how they make you feel when they tell you all of this, they try and make you feel like your car is going to blow up and how you were able to drive it this long in the first place.

What a joke.  Mind you, a few of the above need to be done, but I am not paying the ridiculous prices they want.  I hate the service departments at car dealerships.  I have allready found some back alley mechanic's from kijiji that will do the work I want done.


The left rim I mentioned above was from a big pothole on glenmore trail.  Why the hell should I pay for that, it's the city's fault for not filling the thing in.  Has anyone ever tried to get the city to pay for their rim repair because of a pot hole ?


I leave you with today's joke.

Chinese: "Me not come to work, me sick."Boss: "When I'm sick I have sex with my wife, try it."Later chinese called back: "It worked. Me better. You got nice house!"


L8er SK8er

Friday, February 11, 2011

Free Fact Friday

Today's Daily Dump.

Reading on the Toilet Is Bad for You

Reading on the toilet is often advocated as a way to relax when having a bowel movement.  Well, it turns out that sitting too long on the toilet can be bad for you.  Studies have correlate the development of hemorrhoids with prolonged toilet time.  Blood return from the rectal area is impeded during prolonged sitting, resulting in engorgement of rectal veins and creation of hemorrhoids.  The bottom line when it comes to poo is get up as soon as your're through !


I am sure all of you out there know that I play floor hockey sunday nights, in a league better known as the LHL (Lutizie Hockey League).

We have been blessed this friday to receive a 'mid season' interview from the commish...enjoy !

LHL Mid-Season Interview with the LHL Commissioner - Jimmy 'Newsie' Schwartz reporting

Newsie here, providing the results of a mid-season interview the handsome and talented commissioner of the LHL.

Q:  Thank you for giving us some time.  As a league commissioner, business icon, father, priest and watch-maker you must have very busy days.

A:  Indeed Newsie, in fact sometimes I have been known to fail to read the fine print of contracts including scheduling details.  But enough about me.

Q:  How would you rate the season thus far?  How would you describe the 2010-2011 season?

A:  I'd give the season a solid B so far.  Scoring is down, but so are hothead incidents.  We remain heart-attack free, post-game drinking has remained steady and we got rid of...err...miss Jimmy greatly.

Q:  How about the scoring race?  Do you recall a year where the champ was still in doubt this late into it?

A:  It is very intriguing.  Perhaps most intriguing is the potential first-time win by Claude 'plus minus aint a stat' Daigle.  Having a Habs fan win it for the first time would be...[Commissioner pukes into garbage can]...refreshing.

Q:  Let's look at some of the stars of the league, is there any chance that Ray-Ray will dish this year?

A:  No, I see no indication of that occurring this season.

Q:  A number of the players are sporting newborns at home.  How do you feel this has affected the play on the courts?

A:  Well fatigue is a factor and can the the only explanation for Whitney not shooting glove-side 3 times already this season.  We see it with Veale as well with the sudden onslaught of injuries the likes of which he has never whined about in any season previous to this one.

Q:  Voodoo seems to be having a strong season, when he's there.  How do you explain his irratic attendance and his season to date?

A:  It is his first full season as a married man so one can only conclude that he is whipped beyond repair and only allowed to play when his new boss says so.  That or he's afraid of more than 2 snowflakes on the ground.  It has to be one or the other.

Q:  Would now be a good time to talk about the variety of ways you have been scoring this year?  Sharp one-timers, brilliant and creative breakaway moves, five hole, top shelf, blocker side, leaving the goalies in complete and total confusion and loss as to how to stop you?

A:  No, not now.

Q:  How about Steve's play this year?

A:  You get two results from Steve, a shot head high at about 88 miles an hour, or a slow dribbler that goes in.  Unless you are 'working out in the weight room'.  Then you get just one result.

Q:  And the Franetti brothers?

A:  Daniel, Henrik, I can't tell them apart. 

Q:  How have the goalies fared in your opinion?

A:  Pretty steady I would say considering their over-sized equipment and refusal to socialize.

Q:  There are rumors that Will is looking to move the West Coast.  Any truth to this?

A:  I cannot fathom any responsible father that would consider moving a young family from a safe, vibrant city like Calgary to a crime-ridden, gang-infested, heroin-den like Vancouver.  It's unfathomable.

Q:  Would now be a good time to talk about your playmaking this season and its brilliance?  The tape-to-tape passes, the ability to find open players in traffic, the incredible consistency with which you create scoring opportunities in brilliance only equalled by your un-selfishness?

A:  No, not now.

Q:  Lutzie Cup isn't that far away.  How do you see the Championship lining up this year?

A:  It's gonna be a beauty this year.  We already have team names.  Calgary United Nutter Team versus the Terribly Wicked Assailants Team.  Total bush league.

Q:  Thanks again for your time.  Peace.

A:  Your welcome Newsie.  Be safe out there.


I will end off today's blog with a joke (seems to be a common theme the last little while)

Two men are fishing on a riverbank when they see a funeral procession passing by.  One of the men stands up, takes off his hat, and bows.  "That was a very nice thing to do", says the second man.  "Well," sniffles the first, "we were married for 25 years."


Out !

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Must have taken Tiger's lead.

Those of you that know me, may or may not have known that I have always liked skateboarding.  Back in my younger days skating with my bro, he had the Tony Hawk Powell Perralta deck and I had the 'mini' Cabalerro Powell Perralt deck.

Well here is a quick story about Tony Hawk, this guy goes through women like soldier that came back form a 5 year stint in Afghanistan.

Enjoy !!

Got this from scotty's blog on

Yesterday’s own Vaughn Whynot broke the story that is surely going to resonate through skateboarding and possibly topple the empire founded by one of skateboarding’s best ambassadors to the mainstream market, Tony Hawk.

Tony going head to head with Homer Simpson. Tony is master of both the second and third dimensions...
Vaughn stated in his blog that he usually doesn’t touch this type of stuff so I’m happy to step in and get my hands dirty. I’m no stranger to Tony Hawk blogs, and I’m not afraid to go where the story takes me no matter who I hurt in the process.

Tony and what I'm assuming is his soon to be third ex-wife, or possibly his not so soon to be fourth ex-wife. Picture borrowed from
If you’re unfamiliar with what’s happened to the Birdman in recent days, mainstream news picked up a story on Monday about Tony Hawk filing for divorce from his third wife. Nothing too exciting, people get divorced all the time, right?
Well, the story got more interesting when wwtdd posted this exclusive story about who’s currently in the Birdman’s nest. I’ll let them tell you since it’s their story after all:
“First let’s preface this by mentioning that Hawk is getting divorced for the third time. He first got married in 1990, then divorced her to marry the nanny, then divorced the nanny to marry his publicist. Well now he’s divorcing the publicist, and he’s doing that, according to a source, because he’s having yet another affair. This time with a woman, who is also married, to someone named Matt Goodman. And who is Matt Goodman?”
As it turns out, Matt Goodman is Tony Hawk’s business partner and lifelong friend. Ouch. But really, Matt should have seen it coming, Hawk’s are predatory birds after all.
With my abysmal pop culture knowledge I decided to invite a guest pop culture expert into the blog to help explain what this means for Tony’s good name. On the line I have Evan Rissi. Evan is a snowboarder, skateboarder, actor, comedian and above all, a pop culture expert.

So Evan, what does this all mean? How does this affect Tony?
I'm not sure—it depends if he signed a pre-nup or not. Maybe she'll get a bunch of skateboards cut in half. On the other hand, did you hear about Olivia Wilde? Now's my chance!
Excuse me?
Olivia Wilde. She was married to a Prince, and now she's single. I am also single. She was with a prince - but she's about to hail to the King, baby!
That's all well and good but can we get back on topic. Do think this is going to effect Tony in the manner Tiger Wood's extra curricular sex life affected his career?
Not really. Tony's going on his third divorce - entering Larry King territory. Look at Larry, he's doing great. Rich, handsome, and sleeps well at night. Plus: Tony is also basically done skateboarding, and he gets to run around wild with whomever he wants to. Did I say wild? I meant Wilde. Oliiiviaaaa!
And how do you think this will affect his value as an endorsement? He has a line of kids vitamins, kids BMX bikes, a pro model swimming pool skateboard, etc. Will this make him less likely to endorse family friendly products?
Is there really a bigger drop-off after three divorces than two? You're right though; the '3 strike rule' might come into play here, but probably not. Sure he cheated on his wife- but the vitamins will still be vitamins, and the kids BMX bikes will break down just as much as they usually do. Tony Hawk is an icon, plain and simple. I mean... will Olivia Wilde get offered fewer roles now that she's divorced? Not a chance.
Well, thanks Evan. I guess.
I'd die for Olivia Wilde!


Have a dirty joke to share...parental advisory for this one...

So a guy comes across a female tied to the train tracks, he unties her and ends up having sex with her.  Upon telling his buddies about the ordeal, his one buddy asks "Did you get a blow job ? ", to which he replied, "No, I couldn't find her head.."


have a good one.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Hump This...

Do you like the new look of the blog ?

I am not sure yet...


With all the talk and buzz of the super bowl this past weekend, we forgot about one final, that to me, it even better than the super bowl, the Lingerie Bowl VIII.

Yes, the championship game was played on Feb 5 2011 in Vegas featuring the Philadelphia Passion vs the Los Angeles Tempatation.

The Temptation won the game 26-25 to repeat as back-to-back champs !!  Or as I like to say, chest-to-chest champs !!

Ashley Salerno was named the MVP of the game.  She completed 6 of 10 passes for 95 yards, and one TD.


Let's take a look back at the season that was the Lingerie Football League...


Enjoy your hump day !

Monday, February 7, 2011

Monday Morning Metal

Courtesy of

VINCE NEIL Celebrates 50th Birthday In Las Vegas; Photos Available - Feb. 6, 2011

MÖTLEY CRÜE singer Vince Neil celebrated his 50th birthday party last night (Saturday, February 5) at the Blush boutique nightclub inside the Wynn resort in Las Vegas, Nevada. Vince's new girlfriend, Alicia Jacobs, entertainment reporter of KSNV-TV, hosted the event, which was attended by Flavor Flav of PUBLIC ENEMY and comedian Scott "Carrot Top" Thompson, among others. A donation from the cover charge went to the Skylar Neil Foundation.

Photos from the party can be viewed below (all pictures by Scott Harrison).

Neil pled guilty on January 26 to a drunken driving charge and will spend two weeks in a Las Vegas jail. He will surrender on February 15 and will serve 15 days in the Clark County Detention Center, followed by another 15 days of house arrest.

"I have recognized that you can't drink and drive at all," Neil said in a statement released last month. "I take full responsibility for my actions and will learn from this experience."

Neil failed three field sobriety tests and had a blood-alcohol level almost three times the legal limit during his June 27, 2010 Las Vegas arrest.

All photos below by Scott Harrison

Seriously, Flavor Flav and Carrot top ?  Vince needs new friends....


So it was mom's birthday this past week, so I got her an ice cream cake to celebrate.  Forgot to take a pic before we cut into it.  It's supposed to say 'Big Mamma', with a playboy bunny head on it.


Congrats to the Packers for winning the super bowl.  I thought the game started at 4, but that was just the glee chic singing god bless America.  Then I thought it was game time, but no, that was Christina Aguilera butchering the national anthem.  Then it was time for the game, no, now the dudes marching across the field with their drums.  Now game time, no, the coin toss.  But wait, let's introduce the new hall of famers first.  Now the coin toss, wait, let's have Prime Time do the coin toss.

Do you see a pattern here ??

One of the reasons I can't stand SuperBowls.  I just with they were more hyped.


Flames lost on the saturday night...Anyone fall off the bandwagon yet ?


Anyone watch the UFC on sat night ?
Wow, did Jones own Bader.  It wasn't even close.  I didn't think he would own him that bad.  Now Jones gets a title shot next month against Shogun.  Can you say  'new champion' ?  You heard it here first.

Also, Silva KO'ing Belfort with a front kick, are you serious ?  Silva is the best pound for pound fighter int he world.  I am a huge GSP fan, but if Silva fights GSP, GSP will get murdered.  You heard that here first too ...


L8er Sk8er