Friday, February 10, 2012

The Tennis-Wear

Happy Friday everyone....

For starters, now if you purchased a second hand car and found a bunch of disks left in the CD player, wouldn't you see this an an added bonus ?

This is exactly what happened when I sold my car a few weeks back.  Got the car all washed up, ready to go and sold it.
The day after I got a call saying that I forgot my CD's in the disk changer.  So I went and picked them up.

Take a look at the collection below, tell me you would have kept these ?  I sure would have....

Trivium
Machine Head
Slayer
Killswitch Engage
and a mix metal CD

If I would have know they were still in the car, I likely would have sold the car at a higher price.



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Not sure if anyone watches the show 'Up All Night', but there was a funny quote a few months back that I laughed my ass off at.  It happened when Chris noticed another guy wearing a specific brand of underwear...the exchange went like this.....
“Dude check this out! They’re Swedish, made by Bjorn Borg.” -Reed
“The tennis player makes underwear?” -Chris
“No, the underwear maker played tennis.” -Reed

Well today I present to you a newly purchased pair of Bjorn Borg underwear......I don't have any shots of me modelling them as this is a family blog......





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How funny is this next pic......take a look at it and see if you can find out why it's funny.....







I will give you a clue...take a look at the classic Abbot and Costello video clip.












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So did anyone watch the Superbowl that past weekend ?  Or are you like me and don't care about it.  Over the past 10 years I have faded away from the NFL and barely watch any games anymore.  Don't get me wrong, the NFL is great, and the Redskins are still my team, I just don't watch it anymore.....

BUT.....if my wife were to make me this ultimate Superbowl platter as shown in the pic below...i could be swayed once again.



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Those of you that know me know that I haven't bought a CD in 10 years....I download all my music off the Internet, whether you like it or not, I do it. 

So I go to my favorite site this morning to get some more music and this splash page shows up....

I can't believe it actually, my favorite download site has been shut down....now I am on the search for another site that will get me my music fix.


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Is your PVR controlling your life ?  I talk to people that have 15-20 shows scheduled to tape each week.  Who the hell has this much time to watch TV?  My advice to you is, Get a Life.  There is more to life that watching 40 hours + of TV each week.


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Ryder's Joke of the Day


 Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by. The turd looks over and says, "Hey! Come on in! The water's fine! " One banana turns to the other banana and says, "Do you believe that shit? "