Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Mud

Welcome to another edition of my blog.  These darn posts seem to be farther and farther apart, but what can you do, a brother is busy you know.

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Finally, some good weather is upon us, I was starting to get sick of the wind and the snow.  Now there is absolutely no excuse for sitting on the couch.  for those of you that like to be outdoors or those that like to get exercise outdoors, your excuses are gone.

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Speaking of exercise...I think I have decided on a couple Triathlons that I am going to do this summer; The Lake Chaparral Triathlon in August and the Banff Triathlon in September.  I officially haven't signed up for these yet, but I think these are the ones I want to do.

There is also another race that has caught my eye and it is called Mud Hero.  For those of you that are familiar with the Spartan Race, this is the same idea.  This year it is in Kananaskis and I believe it is a 5km course, with 10-15 different obstacles and such...seems like fun.  I might sign up for that one, but we will see.

This pic gives you an idea what to expect.



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damn protesters.




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Am I still the only one that doesn't think Fergie is disgusting ?


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Now i don't watch wrestling anymore, but the Nature Boy Ric Flair by far had the most charisma and did the best interviews, bar none.  Check out this classic !




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Most of my time in University was spent sleeping on the 5th floor of the library.  If I only thought of what this kid did in the pic below, i would have been the most popular kid in school.  Seriously, how genius is this ?  Packing your own equipment to make pancakes and bacon ?  The kid should be university president.


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I don't own a dog, so I don't have any cute pics or vids or anything like that....

So I found this video on the internet...enjoy dog lovers !




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Ryder's Joke of the Day.

You guys are lucky....today there's a double barrel blast, 2 jokes.





I was in a pub on Saturday night. Had a few....
I noticed two large women by the bar.
They both had strong accents so I asked,
"Hey, are you two ladies from Scotland?"
One of them chirped: "It's WALES you friggin' idiot!"
So, I immediately apologized and said...,
"Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?"
That's the last thing I remember...

this one is a classic, I had to include it.

A Duck walks into a bar.
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread[After a few minutes]
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: Look, we don't have any bread[In a little while]
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: We don't have any F*****g bread![Some time later]
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: If you ask me if I've got any F*****g bread once more I'm gonna nail your F*****g bill to this bar......
Duck: You got any nails?
Barman: NO!
Duck: You got any bread?


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